Ok, I never post chat logs but this one I just had to post.  This conversation came from IM while I was DJing at the Crown tonight. 

I’ve changed the name to protect the socially challenged.

[13:07]  Italian Gigolo: wow
[13:07]  Italian Gigolo: connencticut
[13:07]  Bailey Longcloth: uh huh
[13:08]  Italian Gigolo: u her the music
[13:08]  Italian Gigolo: i can’t
[13:09]  Bailey Longcloth: you have to turn your player on, i’m djing so yes i hear it
[13:10]  Italian Gigolo: baley i’m looking at you and u seem wonderfull
[13:10]  Bailey Longcloth: thanks
[13:11]  Italian Gigolo: u like dresses
[13:11]  Italian Gigolo: and i think u like very much shopping…..:-)
[13:12]  Italian Gigolo: but u dance all time?
[13:13]  Bailey Longcloth: i do like to shop, but when I dj i dance
[13:13]  Bailey Longcloth: but i also build and design homes and furniture
[13:13]  Italian Gigolo: here in sl?
[13:14]  Bailey Longcloth: yes
[13:14]  Italian Gigolo: but can u see me?
[13:14]  Bailey Longcloth: sure
[13:14]  Italian Gigolo: i can’t see myself
[13:14]  Italian Gigolo:
[13:15]  Bailey Longcloth: change you camera angle
[13:15]  Italian Gigolo: are u single…..?
[13:15]  Bailey Longcloth: yes
[13:17]  Italian Gigolo: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i could watch u dancing for hours
[13:17]  Italian Gigolo: u r very sensual
[13:18]  Bailey Longcloth: and your partner Ema?  she is too?
[13:18]  Italian Gigolo: ema?
[13:19]  Bailey Longcloth: yes, your partner ema schnyder
[13:19]  Italian Gigolo: ema?????
[13:19]  Bailey Longcloth: the one on your profile that you are partnered to
[13:19]  Italian Gigolo: who is ema?
[13:19]  Bailey Longcloth: you tell me, your partnered to her
[13:20]  Italian Gigolo: she isn’t my partner
[13:20]  Bailey Longcloth: well then you better have a chat with her since she’s on your profile as such
[13:20]  Italian Gigolo: two hears ago i went here in sl
[13:21]  Italian Gigolo: i found ema and more other persons two years ago….
[13:22]  Bailey Longcloth: so you’ve been partnered to someone you don’t know for over a year?
[13:23]  Italian Gigolo: no….listen…..i returned here 3 days ago…..but the last time was two years ago
[13:23]  Bailey Longcloth: well she’s still in profile as your partner, if my partner disappeared for that long I would have departnered him
[13:24]  Italian Gigolo: ok teach me to change my profile….simply
[13:24]  Bailey Longcloth: you have to do it thru the website, it costs 25 lindens I think
[13:24]  Italian Gigolo: what?????
[13:24]  Italian Gigolo: ahahahahahah
[13:25]  Italian Gigolo: I’d like to partner with u…..:-)
[13:25]  Bailey Longcloth: LOL not happening
[13:25]  Italian Gigolo: sorry for my bad english…..;-)
[13:25]  Bailey Longcloth: has nothing to do with your english
[13:26]  Italian Gigolo: ??
[13:26]  Bailey Longcloth: I’m not going to partner someone I don’t know
[13:26]  Italian Gigolo: was a joke
[13:26]  Bailey Longcloth: good lol
[13:26]  Italian Gigolo: but u are really gorgeous
[13:26]  Bailey Longcloth: lol thx
[13:26]  Italian Gigolo: how old r u?
[13:27]  Bailey Longcloth: old enough
[13:27]  Italian Gigolo: how enough?
[13:28]  Bailey Longcloth: lol old enough
[13:28]  Italian Gigolo: well…..don’t seem
[13:29]  Italian Gigolo: I’m 38
[13:29]  Bailey Longcloth: i’m older
[13:29]  Italian Gigolo: wow i like it
[13:29]  Italian Gigolo: 50?
[13:30]  Bailey Longcloth: i’m not telling
[13:30]  Italian Gigolo: more or less
[13:30]  Bailey Longcloth isn’t telling
[13:30]  Italian Gigolo: well…..u dance such as girl
[13:31]  Italian Gigolo: why your legs r more brown than the arms?
[13:32]  Bailey Longcloth: o.O
[13:32]  Italian Gigolo: it’s like pantihosed
[13:35]  Italian Gigolo: ok u r busy…
[13:35]  Bailey Longcloth: I’m djing
[13:35]  Italian Gigolo: ok……i go……smack
[13:35]  Italian Gigolo:

Gave me a good giggle.   Any ladies out there wanting his name, drop me an IM.