I apologize up front, this is a longish post. If you read all the way to the end though, I think you’ll have a good laugh.

Most of us collect quotes.  Whether it’s a pic in our profile or a series of notecards we keep.  Below are just a few that I’ve collected over the last 2 years.  It’s by no means a complete list, just the ones I want to share.  If you have any you’d like to share, leave a comment!

*warning, those easily offended, stop reading.

Pradisms

• Just a few pearls of wisdom and nonsense from himself.

Prad on being gay:

Prad says: I’m entitled to have my girly giddy moment

Prad Prathivi : I can be gay.. just give me 5 minutes and a lot of vaseline.
Prad Prathivi : ugh.. I can’t believe I said that.. 0.o

Prad Prathivi : It’s about time I had a gay relationship

Prad Prathivi : I wish I was gay..

Prad Prathivi : Man, I wish I was gay..

Prad Prathivi says: You know straight guys don’t wear earrings right?
Ryker Beck says: You’re straight?!
Ryker Beck says: O.O
Prad Prathivi says: o
Prad Prathivi says: m
Prad Prathivi says: g
Prad Prathivi says: DIE

Prad Prathivi : ummm.. that reminds me
Prad Prathivi : ummm
Prad Prathivi : hmmm
Prad Prathivi : ummm
Holly Klaxon : What?
Prad Prathivi : Can I borrow some lingerie off you this weekend?

Pheobe Petrov : I hate it when a guy won’t go down.
Prad Prathivi says: I hate it when they do.

Just Prad :

Prad Prathivi : this place is smexy
Prad Prathivi : I’m the best architect in SL
Prad Prathivi : rawr

Prad Prathivi : I’ll try anyone once.

Prad Prathivi : I’m not worth much, anyways

Prad says: I gravitate to anything with a pulse

Prad says: My fingers hurt.. >.<

Prad Prathivi : I’ll pop over in a sex

Prad Prathivi : fall on your knees. Guys like that.

Bailey Longcloth : you’ll just have to accept that somethings you don’t know
Prad Prathivi : I can’t accept that

Prad Prathivi : I’m sure I can be bribed..

Prad Prathivi : I just don’t know when to shut up..

Prad Prathivi : Who’s Prad
Prad Prathivi : ?
Prad Prathivi : DO NOT ANSWER THAT

Prad Prathivi : I wouldn’t kick her(jayjay) out of bed..? 0.o

Prad Prathivi : Errrr.. so I just did something a bit dumb and banned myself from the pub just to see what would happen.. can someone take me off the ban orb, please? =)
Prad Prathivi waits for it

Prad Prathivi : I said I could see your cleavage, anyways

Prad Prathivi : Lies!!
Prad Prathivi : I like ballgags too.

Prad Prathivi : lol – trying to work out what that online indicator was
Prad Prathivi : Turns out it was an online indicator

Prad Prathivi : When I twiddle my knob, it makes random weird stuff appear.. 0.o
Rrishanna Regina bites her tongue.
Prad Prathivi : ummm..
Prad Prathivi : Out of context, that’s a little bad..
Prad Prathivi : 0.o
Rrishanna Regina : you think?
Prad Prathivi : hush
Prad Prathivi : 0.o

A few gems heard at the Crown and Pearl

You just never know what someone will say if you spend enough time at the Crown.

Kitty O’Toole :  It’s like Anal, you like it or you don’t

Bailey Longcloth :  I’ll try it

Landsend Korobase : my boobies have freckles now!

Landsend Korobase : I like your drunken fingers Simmi
Simmi Althouse drunkenly fingers LK an little more

Hero Harbour : whatever Bailey wants Hero does

Landsend Korobase : I broke him(Prad ) anyway, his thingy doesn’t work anymore

Rrishanna Regina sighs…I really hate catching crabs

Tee Kenzo : mmm horse penis…

Dellik Snoring : im really dumb……

Kitty Otoole : basically, i just want to see Prad ’s willy:)
Kitty Otoole : Then I can die happy
Kitty Otoole : I figure with his success rate he must have one helluva appendage

Rrishanna Regina : I leaned over the desk to turn up the volume on the speakr and my boob hit the keyboard

Rrishanna Regina : I’m barefoot, bald and my pants are going to fall down

Landsend Korobase : Prad doesn’t count, he’s sexually ambiguous

Landsend Korobase blows goats too ^^

Rrishanna Regina : pmsl.  You can only watch a guy clean himself with his tongue after using the toilet so much and then you just gotta leave?

Alann Whitfield : I saw Pavarotti live… And I tell you now, He didn’t like when you sung along

Luna Hula : Oh hai, who are you & what are you doing in my Landsend storage facility >.>

Luna Hula packs Lands away for later & goes off on a wild adventure

Vine Talamasca : hmmm…good work young padiwan.
Landsend Korobase : yay! *accidentally lasers off the nearest apprentices hand in my excitement* Um, I did a boo-boo…

Dark Otsuzum : Well if the woman is really ugly I make her wear the condom on her head. But you can’t beat a paper bag.
Dark Otsuzum : It works as a contraceptive too. When I am about to come I whip the condom off her head and the moment passes.

Rrishanna Regina : equality? We already know we’re better than you guys…we just want you guys to admit it.
Johan Rosca : lol
Landsend Korobase : lmao
Johan Rosca : I admit nothing.
Johan Rosca : Can I call my lawyer?
Rrishanna Regina : sure, she’ll tell you the same thing

Vine Talamasca : *starts wrapping tin  foil around her head*
Landsend Korobase starts licking it
Landsend Korobase : Mmmm, tinfoily

Landsend Korobase : lol, bad time to mention I’m carrying your baby then..?
Lucien Uriza : eep
Lucien Uriza : do i get to call it fred
Landsend Korobase : Yeah, but she might get teased at school

Little Red Dragon : Hell sounds like my kinda place
HellSpawneD Xingjian : is your dragon comming on to me?

Kitty Otoole : christ my farts stink

Dark Otsuzum : Women are not safe with Mowgli… we painted him green as a warning
Iona Jigsaw : why is your hair painted blue then?
Rrishanna Regina : we ran out of green

Lucien Uriza : these eyes of mine are dangerous, im known for impregnating people by just staring into their eyes
Lucien Uriza : i need condom glasses

Aribeth Coronet : Ewww… y’know McDonalds chips never grow mold… or anthing.
Aribeth Coronet : They stay perfectly preserved no matter how long they’re left, lol.
Alann Whitfield : WOW,, we might be able to grow new chips form it`s dna

Vortex Scholten : I wanna try butt sechs

Lucien Uriza : im a lady!
Lucien Uriza : u only get to hear me say tht once

Becki Zanzibar : So you’re not a girl, then?

Landsend Korobase : Me? Nah, all man baby

Dark Otsuzum : I think I cybered my brother one, but he had nice hooters at the time

Aribeth Coronet : All the fucks are shwimming in the water, fa la la la la la

Aribeth Coronet : DUCK

Aribeth Coronet : S

Stoo Loon : sometimes I just talk genuine nonsense to see what happens…. all the brits just ignore me, and the americans have optimistic attempts at translating it cos they don’t want to be seen to not speak the lingo :p

Ahuva Heliosense : i like balls, but this may be a bit much
Ahuva Heliosense : more balls!!!!!

Landsend Korobase : I have balls o.O

Landsend Korobase : my balls fell off o.O

Simmi Althouse: OMG!!! i totally forgot to drink!!!

I hope these made you smile and gave you a giggle or two.  Feel free to add more in the comments.

Tags: humour, quotes, SecondLife, sl